Im sure a bunch of you country kids are gunna be mad because I used to be a city slicker. But I got me a horse and that boy changed my life... Now I'm a boot wearin, horse ridin, (always been) truck drivin and animal huntin, redneck girl. I've always had some redneck in me, I just quit denyin it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
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My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
HOLY HELL WHAT A FIND. This is one of my favorite photos ever now.
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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So I graduated high school on Wednesday.. And I’m still no where closer to knowing what I want to do with my life. This is bullshit. I hate this. This has been a horrible week..
Crazy redneck, I miss you. Apparently I’m going to have to move on now. I can’t believe you left me.. You promised. How dare you leave me here to be alone.. What am I supposed to do now? Move on? You know I can’t do that.. I hope you’re watching out for me cuz I’m not sure what I’m doing..
